I see what you did there.
(Source: swirlee, via northamericancum)
I mean, I will never be as funny as my dad. ALSO can I see you this week please and thank you!
Just noticed my theme is called lobster theme. Why is this the funniest thing ever right now i mean how are lobsters even relevant to a tumblr theme…
I mean really, who single spaces an essay anymore?
Yes, I would love to write a 500 word draft for tomorrow that my “peer reviewer” won’t understand and think I’m really weird for writing or even knowing about that topic. I mean come on, who really knows what eminent domain is anyway? I mean really, what are politics?
And yes, I would loooove to read my partner’s essay on “why everyone should be required to wear hazmat suits”
ok thats it i’m annoyed.